Joke Of The Day!
After the station owner suddenly died, his wife takes over with the help of a man who answers a newspaper advertisement.
Though a little odd, he proves to be a hard worker, and even helpsclean the house in the evening before retiring to the spare room.
For two months, the two of them work hard and the station goes so well that one day the widow says, “You have done a really good job Oscar, and the station looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.”
Oscar readily agrees and slips into town on Saturday night.
When he quietly lets himself back into the house at 2:30am he is amazed to find the widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine.
“Oscar,” she says, “unbutton my blouse and take it off.”
Trembling, he does as she directs.
“Now take off my boots.”
He does as she asks, ever so slowly.
“Now take off my skirt.”
He slowly unbuttons it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.
“Now take off my bra.”
Again, with trembling hands, he does as he is told.
Then she looks at him and says: “Oscar, if you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired!”
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