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Bill
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30 November 2009
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As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but [...]
Posted by
Bill
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9 October 2009
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"The Half Wit" A man owned a small farm in Australia . The Tax Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. ‘I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,’ demanded the rep. ‘Well,’ replied the farmer, "there’s my [...]
Posted by
Bill
on
4 October 2009
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A crusty old Sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, Ma’am. Just [...]
Posted by
Bill
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28 September 2009
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An elderly couple arrive at a fast food joint. They sit next to a young man, who notices that the old man buys a burger, chips and a drink and cuts each of them in half. The old man then begins eating one half. The old lady just sits and waits. The young guy leans [...]