Bill’s Joke Of The Day!
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An elderly couple arrive at a fast food joint. They sit next to a young man, who notices that the old man buys a burger, chips and a drink and cuts each of them in half. The old man then begins eating one half. The old lady just sits and waits. The young guy leans across and says, “Excuse me, would you like me to buy you another meal?” The old man replies, “No, the whole marriage has been 50/50 the whole way through and that’s exactly how it’ll stay.” The young guy looks at the wife and asks, “Well, when are you going to eat?” She replies, “It’s not my turn yet, he’s using the teeth.” |
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