After the station owner suddenly died, his wife takes over with the help of a man who answers a newspaper advertisement.

Though a little odd, he proves to be a hard worker, and even helpsclean the house in the evening before retiring to the spare room.

For two months, the two of them work hard and the station goes so well that one day the widow says, “You have done a really good job Oscar, and the station looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.”

Oscar readily agrees and slips into town on Saturday night.

When he quietly lets himself back into the house at 2:30am he is amazed to find the widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine.

“Oscar,” she says, “unbutton my blouse and take it off.”

Trembling, he does as she directs.

“Now take off my boots.”

He does as she asks, ever so slowly.

“Now take off my skirt.”

He slowly unbuttons it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.

“Now take off my bra.”

Again, with trembling hands, he does as he is told.

Then she looks at him and says: “Oscar, if you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired!”

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Just a quick note to let you know that I have finally uploaded all the videos in the “Article Marketing For Newbies” series.

I signed up for a free account with Screencast.com to host my videos. They allow you to store 100mbs of videos for free. After that you need to become a paid member, but that’s only $9.95 Per Month, which is great value.

I also downloaded a 30 Day Trial version of Camtasia 6 to edit my videos and I love it. This software just makes it so easy to create and modify my videos. I did try about half a dozen other software programs before Camtasia, but they all seemed to be missing something ….Camtasia does the lot, so I will definitely registering my copy after the 30 Day Trail period.

By the way, when you request the access link to all the videos, you’ll also get details on how to get a Lifetime Gold Membership to “Resell Rights Mastery” valued at $197!

Anyway, here’s the link to the videos. I would really appreciate any feedback…good or bad:)

“Article Marketing For Newbies” 6 Part Video Series

Bill:)

Article Marketing For Newbies!
6 Part Video Series

In this video series, you’ll learn what you need to get started in Article Marketing. You will learn how to take dull and boring private label articles and make them so exciting, that you will stand out from the herd crowd! It doesn’t matter if you didn’t take writing classes either….what does matter is that you have the drive to succeed.

Ready for more? You see…you’ll also learn quick tips to finding profitable affiliate programs that you can promote, along with your articles.

Whether you want to build your list, promote your own product or service, or promote someone else’s product, then this video series is a "must see" for you.

Here is what you’ll learn from these SIX videos in detail:

1) Getting Started: What is Article Marketing?

Before you get started with anything, it’s a good habit to know what it’s about. So in this video, you’ll learn just that and how Article Marketing can boost your Search Engine Rank and save you time in the long run. Article Marketing is such a great way to get exposure for your product, an affiliate product, or to build your list!

2) Tools you need before you get started

Before you get started, you will need to know what topic you will be writing on, as well as how you’ll find the content for the articles. It’s often the case that writer’s block keeps you from knowing what to write on. You often sit and stare at the computer, trying to figure it out. But you’ll learn a few methods that will allow you to bypass this, by using private label articles and how to find them. You’ll also learn what you need to find profitable affiliate programs.

3) How to Re-Write PLR Articles

As I mentioned earlier, PLR Articles give you a foundation to jump over writer’s block. Finding private label articles is an easy task, however taking the usual factual and dull articles and adding spice to them is a different task. You see, there is a trick to re-writing PLR articles, because while you want to re-use these articles, you will want to write them in a way that it represents you as the writer, as well…and you’ll learn more about that later.

4) Finding Profitable Affiliate Programs to promote

By now, you realize that the article is used as a preselling method. This means, so far you’ve gained the trust of the reader. If you can find profitable affiliate programs to promote that deal with the subject matter of the article, then you can increase the conversion rates of the reader buying the product. In this video, you’ll learn a several step process to doing just that, along with a few tricks and shortcuts that can keep you ahead of your competition.

5) Creating a Resource Box

After reading the article, the reader will want more! You’ve gained their trust by giving them something valuable, that will solve their problems. But now they will want to know about you, the writer. Creating a resource box that is short and sweet will allow you to build your credibility, as well as drive traffic to your site, your free report, free video, and more. This is where you get the one way back links, or traffic to your website. So don’t forget to add this part in!

6) Marketing your Articles

While most of your time should be spent on the marketing end, it doesn’t need to take such a long time. In fact submitting your articles to article directories can be very time consuming and there are many sites out there that take articles. Which ones are most effective? We’ll talk about Article Marketer, EzineArticles, ArticleDashboard, and much more.

You see some sites allow you to have direct links to your affiliate links, whereas some shun this idea totally. Knowing all of this beforehand will allow you to be equipped with the knowledge you need to stay ahead.

So let’s get started…Click below to watch this 6 Part Video Series...titled;

"Article Marketing For Newbies"

Bu the way, here’s a great package that I’ve put together for you. It’s really inexpensive too.

http://www.BillVannot.com/ArticleSubmitter

George W Bush is back at the ranch, enjoying his retirement.

Laura is upstairs making popcorn for a movie night when she hears squealing from the den.

Laura races down calling out, “George! George! Are you okay?”

George replies, “Honey, I’ve done it! I’m not as dumb as they think I am – I’ve finished this amazing puzzle.”

Laura looks down at the puzzle and says, “George that doesn’t look so hard.”

He ignores her and continues, “Honey, I’ve only been retired for 2 days and I’ve finished this already!”

“George, it really doesn’t look that difficult.”

“You don’t get it honey – look at the box. I finished it in 2 days, and on the box it says between 3 and 5 years!”

A guy walks out into his backyard and hears some scratching noises coming from next door.

He looks over the fence and sees a little kid digging a hole with a shovel.

He says to the kid, “What are you doing mate?”

The kid replies, “My goldfish died, so I’m burying it.”

Looing further over the fence the neighbour asks, “Why is the hole so big?”

“Because my goldfish is inside your cat.”

I’ve just added a NEW version of Twitter Traffic Magic to the Free Downloads Page.

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Joe’s will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend.

“Well, I’m sure Joe would be pleased,” she said.

“You told me about the $30,000 in the will,” replied her friend Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. “But how much did this really cost?”

“All of it,” said Helen. “Thirty thousand!”

“No!” Jody exclaimed. “I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?”

“The funeral was $ 6,500,” Helen answered. “The wake, food and drinks were another $1,000. The rest went for the memorial stone.”

Jody computed quickly. “$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?!”

Helen held up her hand: “Three and a half carats.”

Hey everyone,

How’s your weekend going?

It’s Sunday here in Australia and looks like being a nice day, thankfully not to hot. We had a couple of scorchers here last week with the temperature reaching 45°C.

Anyway, while I’m waiting for the kids and grandkids to come over for lunch, I thought I would add a couple more free ebooks to the Free Download Page.

The first eBook is "Google Adwords Made Easy".

"Google Adwords Made Easy"…is a powerful Adwords guide that will show you step-by-step HOW to cash in big on this whole Google Adwords craze…

The second eBook is "Adsense Arbitrage".

In this 39 page report, you will see exactly how Michael Plante made $4,515.21 using the Google Arbitrage Method – and even better… how you can do it too.

Enjoy…

Bill:)